Heartbreaker, Melbourne Cbd
23 people recommend, 9 warn against itvia r/melbourne30 comments cited below
The comments cited below are a sample of the full tally across 14 threads.
What people say, in short
Heartbreaker is a rock bar with a pool table and pizza by the slice, and most people recommend it, with many saying the rock music is a draw. Many people also say it feels staged, more like a film set than a real dive, and one visitor finds it fine but very busy, hot and loud. One patron describes it as a dive, another says it is not one and calls it craft-beer focused.
Address
Heartbreaker, 234A Russell St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
At a glance
- Best for
- Food, Craft beer
- Opinions divided
- Yes
- Known for
- Pool table, Craft beer, Jukebox
The evidence
Every point below is paraphrased from a real public comment, ordered by how much the community engaged with it. Caveats and negatives are kept in — follow any link to read the original for yourself.
- Recommendsu/mishal153_1 in r/melbourne · Jul 2024ambience
Suggests sitting near the pool table to watch games; notes the rock and metal music is loud.
- Caveatu/mr_sinn in r/melbourne · Nov 2025ambience
Dismisses Heartbreak as a bar for pretenders, a mainstream copy of an American-style rock bar.
- Mixedu/MentalAlps1612 in r/melbourne · Sep 2026ambience
Named as a Melbourne rock bar, but says it misses some of Frankie's appeal.
- Caveatu/Quarterwit_85 in r/melbourne · Mar 2026ambience
Says places like this feel staged rather than organic, and attributes the lack of real ones to expensive rent.
- Recommendsu/Glum_Let2712 in r/melbourne · Dec 2023ambience
Likes it for its rock-music dive feel and good pizza slices.
- Caveatu/Beginning_Water_6042 in r/melbourne · Nov 2025ambience
Says Heartbreakers feels like a film set, implying it's staged rather than real.
- Caveatu/ISmellCinnamonBuns in r/melbourne · Nov 2025
Suggests skipping Heartbreaker in favour of another bar nearby.
- Recommendsu/OnlyAd7216 in r/melbourne · Sep 2026ambience
Suggests it for its mock-rock atmosphere, with pizza, arcade machines and a pool table.
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- Recommendsu/Mother_Speed2393 in r/melbourne · Jul 2025value
Suggests it as a good CBD bar.
- Recommendsu/beepo7654 in r/melbourne · Apr 2025
Offered as a single name suggestion in reply to the request.
- Caveatu/BarneyNugen in r/melbourne · Dec 2023price
Says it isn't really a dive and is craft-beer focused.
- Caveatu/InvaderBlink in r/melbourne · Sep 2026service
Warns that most of the team recently quit, replying to people recommending it.
- Caveatu/mybuns94 in r/melbourne · Mar 2026service
Says it feels like a staged dive-bar act.
- Recommendsu/Megaton02 in r/melbourne · Nov 2025value
Says this venue offers free pool, though unsure of the details.
- Recommendsu/LaunchAllVipers in r/melbourne · Apr 2026
Suggests it as a city-centre option.
- Caveatu/thrillAM in r/melbourne · Mar 2026ambience
Calls it rock n' roll Disneyland.
- Recommendsu/MelodicJury in r/melbourne · May 2025
Recommended for rock fans who like pool; described as very good.
- Recommendsu/Not_MyName in r/melbourne · Sep 2026taste
Says the beer and pizza are decent, but notes there are no pinball machines.
- Recommendsu/beugler42 in r/melbourne · Sep 2026ambience
Says it's similar to Frankie's, mainly the pinball machines, and worth visiting.
- Recommendsu/No_Parfait_2948 in r/melbourne · Apr 2026
Suggests it as an option.
- Recommendsu/Oz__bloke in r/melbourne · May 2025
Named as one of their regular CBD spots when flying solo.
- Recommendsu/DomFromTheCloud in r/melbourne · Dec 2024
Lists it among honourable mentions for this kind of bar.
- Mixedu/holajamigo in r/melbourne · Dec 2023ambience
Says it's fine but very crowded, hot and loud, and quite small.
- Recommendsu/Palpitation-Medical in r/melbourne · Sep 2026ambience
Says it's very similar to Frankie's, with slice pizza, rock music and a grungy feel.
- Recommendsu/NotBradPitt90 in r/melbourne · Sep 2026
Calls it the best bet, noting no live bands but it serves pizza.
- Recommendsu/poundhound66 in r/melbourne · Sep 2026
Suggests it as a one-word answer with no added detail.
- Recommendsu/Guava7 in r/melbourne · Sep 2026ambience
Also lists it as a close match to Frankie's.
- Recommendsu/rob-makes in r/melbourne · Aug 2026
Thinks the group might enjoy it, based on earlier replies.
- Recommendsu/aldorn in r/melbourne · Jun 2026taste
Recommended for people into quality beer and metal music.
- Recommendsu/Miniroguekirby in r/melbourne · Dec 2023
Listed among city bars to look up; commenter says each has a different vibe.
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