The Toff
6 people recommend, 1 warns against itvia r/melbourne8 comments cited below
What people say, in short
Most people recommend The Toff, and one suggests it as a stop after dinner. A few visitors say its booths offer privacy, and one says the booth doors can be shut for a relaxed time. One patron also says the drink selection is good and mentions a DJ playing background music. One visitor warns it is very loud, and another says it gets more fun the longer you stay but used to be better.
Address
The Toff, 2f/252 Swanston St, Melbourne VIC 3000, Australia
At a glance
- Opinions divided
- Yes
- Known for
- Private booths, Good drink selection
The evidence
Every point below is paraphrased from a real public comment, ordered by how much the community engaged with it. Caveats and negatives are kept in — follow any link to read the original for yourself.
- Recommendsu/wballz in r/melbourne · Aug 2026
Rates it as a decent option in a short list.
- Recommendsu/MrsCrowbar in r/melbourne · Jun 2026
Named as one of the Curtin House levels and described positively.
- Recommendsu/ChadDadKegs in r/melbourne · Aug 2026ambience
Has booths for privacy, a decent drink range, and often a DJ with good background music.
- Mixedu/johnhowardseyebrowz in r/melbourne · Aug 2026ambience
Says it gets more fun the longer you stay, though it used to be better.
- Recommendsu/DarkSparxx in r/melbourne · Aug 2026ambience
Agrees; likes that the booth doors can be shut for a quieter, relaxed time.
- Caveatu/fleursvenus in r/melbourne · Aug 2026ambience
Says it is very loud.
- Recommendsu/SlayyyGrl in r/melbourne · Aug 2026ambience
Says its private carriage-style seating feels very private.
- Recommendsu/Kindly-Exam-8451 in r/melbourne · Jan 2024
Suggests it as the second stop after dinner.
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Details last checked 10 Nov 2026. Recommendations reflect what people said at the time; confirm current details before you go.