Square Boy, Danforth

Went after hearing praise and found the burger disappointing; says another place is much better.

Endorses Square Boy with a cheer after calling the other two good.

Tried it once; thought it tasted more like meatloaf and was loose and crumbly.

Names this as their personal top pick.

Names Square Boy as its answer to the burger question.

Calls Square Boy solid, surprisingly under-discussed, and the best old-school burger in town.

Says the souvlaki on a bun is the best item and clearly outshines their burgers.

Lists this as one of several recommended spots.

Calls the pair mid-tier, but ranks Square Boy somewhat above Burger Shack.

Also suggested this place to add to the list for thicker, non-smash style burgers.

Considers the Donlands and Danforth location a classic.

Agrees to order the homemade option and says the aroma suits the burger very well.

Loves Square Boy.

Thinks it's overrated and suspects nostalgia drives the praise it gets.

Names Square Boys as their go-to burger spot, saying they enjoy old-school burgers.

Says the burgers have declined a lot from before, and rates the souvlaki higher than the burgers.

Prefers Square Boy to the other spot named.

Recommends Square Boy.

Calls Square Boy excellent, though skeptical of smash burger hype generally.

Says Square Boy wins on neighbourhood alone, and its burger and souvlaki add to the appeal.

Suggests this Greektown spot as an answer to the burger question.

Calls Square Boy mid and says it isn't great for someone wanting a good burger.